Why walk when you can ride?
Why stagger home using parking meters like walking canes?
Why have to stand at the Bar when you can bring your own stool?
$10 Valet parking? Forget about it!
The only probelem is this baby does 38 MPH and if you don't get a DUI you could likely go DOA or wind up rushed ASAP to the ER and wake up ICU or in an MRI.
Like this guy here...
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Hey, I want one of those. Who needs a cane when you have a motorized barstool?! I promise to stay under the speed limit.
Where do you get one of these?
Wow, a barstool, lawnmower, drunk chase and motering accident all in one... This machine IS us!
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