I applied at a Pappadeaux a few years back, the last time we
were headed towards an economic collapse.
The manager asked what my qualifications were.
“I was a chef for 25 years” I told him.
He was a fresh faced 26 year old punk as far as I could tell.
“Well, how does that qualify you for being a waiter?” he asked.
The manager asked what my qualifications were.
“I was a chef for 25 years” I told him.
He was a fresh faced 26 year old punk as far as I could tell.
“Well, how does that qualify you for being a waiter?” he asked.
“Have you ever wrestled an alligator?” I said.
“No”
“No”
I got that crazy Jack Nicholson look on my face and told
him:
“Well, I have. Wrestled him, killed him, cleaned him, cooked him, and served him up with a glass of white wine and a nice Remoulade.”
“Well, I have. Wrestled him, killed him, cleaned him, cooked him, and served him up with a glass of white wine and a nice Remoulade.”
His eyes were like saucers.
“OK then...” he said, but they never called me back.
“OK then...” he said, but they never called me back.
Best interview I ever had.
YOUR WAITER RECOMMENDS THE GATOR TONIGHT
5 comments:
I remember this, unfortunately not everyone gets your particular brand of humor.
You are recycling posts, cowboy. This CANNOT be a good sign .... when you run out of stories that will be the beginning of the 'End Times'...please tell me it's not the end yet. I haven't had a chance to have my happily ever after yet :-/
xxx
hi water baby!
I looked to see if I'd posted this before and couldnt find it. I know I've used the picture before.
No, iuts not the end, not yet.
Sorry sweetheart.... you've sold us this story before. Probably re-titled it differently. Won't hold it against you ..... as long as it is not the end!
xxx
Yeah, I did find it!!! Last January!!! Too many ways to mis-spell Pappadeax!
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