ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN

My ex wife didn’t get along with my daughters second grade teacher. At all.

One day my daughter brought home a project assignment. She was supposed to flip a coin 100 times and record the results and have the parents sign off.

Well, my ex wife refused to sign off, so I signed it and put

“Dear Mrs Wilson (the teacher)

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead!

Mr Renfro

She sent a note back to me with my daughter:
Mr Renfro;

Loved your comment!

Mrs Wilson

My ex wife looked at me and scratched her head.

“HUH?” she said.

She never read Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead.