BULLETHOLES BUYS A HOUSE!

I moved into my new house a few days ago. It needs a little TLC. And curtains. I woke up last night at 3 am, thinking about the damn closet light that wont come on. I went in the kitchen, bare beamed and buck naked, got a butter knife, took the cover off the closet light switch, crossed the terminals with the butter knife and the light came on! Top wire was a little loose. Project complete!
Tonight I plan to tackle the doorbell. If anyone wants to stop by, or wants to learn about how a doorbell works, the show starts at Midnight.