The Bulletholes Strategy for the Trump Defense

I’d put him on the stand. Absolutely. Have him go all Nathan Jessop and say something like:
“Yes, I did her. You’d have done her too. That I can tell you”
It would assure his conviction, and probably prison time, but for many of the voters that are somehow on the fence with this guy they would be able to say at last:
“He did it. Donald Trump finally told the truth about something. He DOES have a sliver of an honest bone in his body”. He would be elected 47th President of the United States, and from whatever country club minimum security corrections facility they have him in, Trump could pardon himself and be in the Oval Office that very day, ready to round up and deport 21 million illegal immigrants

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