The infant Donald Trump tackles tough questions from our readers.
Dear Baby Trump:
I recently bought a case of your steaks. Why do they taste like overcooked ham?
Beefless in Des Moines
Dear Beefless;
Thank you so much for your purchase. Take comfort in knowing that proceeds from all sales will go towards our dream of a racially purified Iowa. Stand Back and Stand by.
In the meantime, have you checked into Trump University?
Baby Trump
The views expressed herein are those of Baby D.T. and are neither shared nor condoned by myself, the U.S.D.A, or the U.S. Marine Corps.
