Friday, September 09, 2016



I appreciate your message, wanting to meet and have a few laughs.
I'm new to this online dating thing. One month now.
It could be a full time job.
Don't get me wrong, I like meeting new people. Thats why I got on here. But at the same time, I'm kind of a one girl at a time kind of guy so this is a little, uh, overwhelming.

You know, that really didn't sound right. Let me try this again.
In 30 days I've met 6 girls in person, Minnie. One, all the way down in Granbury. I haven’t met any of them a second time. I've traded I don't know how many messages with I don't know how many girls. 
I would need an Excel spreadsheet to keep up with it all.
One of them lives all the way out in Garland! Based on messages, she's my favorite, but that's 40 miles away, through some of the worst traffic on planet Earth.

And that’s just not my style. In 18 years of being divorced I don't think I've dated but 3 girls.And one of those wasn’t even "dating". We were just friends WITHOUT benefits.
But I loved her. I sure did love her.
Besides, I'll come right out and admit it. I'm High Maintenance. I need something a little more handy than 40 miles away. Do you know what I'm talking about?

So I see you live in Lewisville, and its not the end of earth, but its further away than I have in mind.
I'm trying to figure out which one of the 6 girls I've met should I maybe meet a second time. And I just don't know. I surely do don't know.
Maybe that is the answer? There must be some reason I haven't asked a second time. Just scrap them and move on to Number Seven?
Do you really want to be Number Seven, Minnie?
I hope I'm not being rude, I'm just kind of thinking out loud here.

How long have you been on POF? What has it been like for you?
Thanks for listening!

It didnt take long to get her replay.
"That's the most honest message I've ever received. Yes, I'd love to be your Number Seven".

Jesus, thats not much help is it?
She's making it real hard.


SL said...

Ha! You should definitely take her out. It takes a strong woman to say, "I'll be your number seven".

bulletholes said...

You got a point there! Hey SL!

Anonymous said...

Gotta hand it to you, cowboy, you're a hopeful kind of guy to be signing on with POF at this point in the game :) xxx

bulletholes said... Hopeful?
I'm just trying to stay busy. And my god, what a treasure trove of stories.

flask said...

bulletholes, take minnie out.

meet them all. maybe a second time.

sometimes you make friends. i never have too many of those.

bulletholes said...

Poor Minnie. she kept telling me "Lewisville isnt that far". Like it was the big selling point. And I hate to say it, but it probably would be too far if she had more info on her profile, or looked like a Dallas Cowbot cheerleader.
Anyway, I went a head a set a date with her. she called off. so the next day I reset a date with her, and she called off again.
It was fun for a while, but I think I'm done fishing for chicks!
Hi Flask!