Thursday, September 24, 2020

NOT FEELING TOO GOOD MYSELF



“You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well?
It'd go like this: You'd get the boss on the line and say, "Listen, I've been sick ever since I started working here, but today I'm well and I won't be in anymore." Call in well.”
― Tom Robbins

Saturday, September 05, 2020

SNAKES ON A PLANE




"We got to get these Motherf**kin' snakes off this Motherf**kin' plane"
Trumps latest conspiracy theory?
Thugs On A Plane
It has been running through my head all year.
2020?
Snakes on a plane, man.