I’ve gone almost a year without saying anything about Karoline Leavitt’s mouth. Really, it rude to comment on the physical appearance of a nice soft woman, even if she does bark out some of the most annoying glorifications, confabulations, and falsifications from her spot as Press Secretary. I mean, that’s the job of any press secretary, is it not? Just repeat the same crap over and over, regardless of, and impervious to whatever the facts might be?
But sometimes when she’s doing it, that nasty little mouth just catches my eye; I think to myself “If I was a woman I might want to smack her one right in those pursed lips” but instead I try to feel some compassion and wonder “What the heck is going on with that mouth?”
Well I just finished reading some article from three pro make up artists detailing what is wrong with her nasty little mouth, and her make up in general.
I know its petty, and un-presidential, taking pot shots at someone's appearance and specifically talking about Karoline Leavitts mouth, but somehow I feel vindicated.
Don’t hold it against me ladies.
It wasn’t just me.
Now I hear they are coming out with a new Bratz doll, an homage to Karoline Leavitt.
Accessories to include Official Bratz podium, Pink Boxing gloves, Horned Viking Helmet ( with fur), adjustable basket muzzle, feathercuffs, and lip filler pack.
Voting to name the doll begins…NOW!
1) Miss Fussy Britches
2) Princess Umbrage
3) My Mommy Dearest
4) Other
Me? I think Princess Umbrage is perfect.
