Thursday, September 26, 2013


I have a Cockatiel. His name is Budgie. Last summer I had to send him to Outward Bound up in Oregon. It’s a boot camp for troubled birds.
I went to my therapist. I told him I was deeply troubled about Budgie.
He asked if I was troubled because of separation anxiety, or from having had to do some tough love, and essentially having to send Budgie to a Boot Camp.
“No” I said “I’m afraid I forgot to pack his swim trunks”

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