Wednesday, October 09, 2013

THE JOB INTERVIEW

I applied at a Pappadeaux a few years back, the last time we were headed towards an economic collapse.
The manager asked what my qualifications were.
“I was a chef for 25 years” I told him.
He was a fresh faced 26 year old punk as far as I could tell.
“Well, how does that qualify you for being a waiter?” he asked.
“Have you ever wrestled an alligator?” I said.
“No”
I got that crazy Jack Nicholson look on my face and told him:
“Well, I have. Wrestled him, killed him, cleaned him, cooked him, and served him up with a glass of white wine and a nice Remoulade.”
His eyes were like saucers.
“OK then...” he said, but they never called me back.

Best interview I ever had.

YOUR WAITER RECOMMENDS THE GATOR TONIGHT

5 comments:

Water Baby said...

I remember this, unfortunately not everyone gets your particular brand of humor.

red dirt girl said...

You are recycling posts, cowboy. This CANNOT be a good sign .... when you run out of stories that will be the beginning of the 'End Times'...please tell me it's not the end yet. I haven't had a chance to have my happily ever after yet :-/

xxx

hi water baby!

bulletholes said...

I looked to see if I'd posted this before and couldnt find it. I know I've used the picture before.
No, iuts not the end, not yet.

red dirt girl said...

Sorry sweetheart.... you've sold us this story before. Probably re-titled it differently. Won't hold it against you ..... as long as it is not the end!

xxx

bulletholes said...

Yeah, I did find it!!! Last January!!! Too many ways to mis-spell Pappadeax!