The first time I went to buy some porn, I was embarrassed to
be there. So I told the guy behind the counter I had been elected to find porn
for a bachelor party.
“Maybe you have something that would be funny?” I asked him.
“Maybe you have something that would be funny?” I asked him.
He looked
at me with a fairly skeptical eye. “Something funny?” he asked
"You know, something to get
the guys laughin.’” I said.
He raised one eyebrow.
“Funny? You want something funny?” and without even looking, reached up on the shelf behind him, pulled down a movie and looked at the cover.
“Gazongas. This ones called Gazongas, haha. Is that funny enough for you, Funny Boy?”
He raised one eyebrow.
“Funny? You want something funny?” and without even looking, reached up on the shelf behind him, pulled down a movie and looked at the cover.
“Gazongas. This ones called Gazongas, haha. Is that funny enough for you, Funny Boy?”
3 comments:
That is funny.
Hey, Steve!
Yeah, it was pretty funny. You should have seen that old mans face.
when i was in college, we played a game called "parts of speech", which involved reading porn out loud and whenever anyone called out "noun!" you'd have to leave out all the nouns. if someone called a part of speech that was already being left out, you had to put it back in.
in order to play, somebody had to go buy some porn.
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