Friday, July 18, 2014

BULLETHOLES BUYS SOME PORN

The first time I went to buy some porn, I was embarrassed to be there. So I told the guy behind the counter I had been elected to find porn for a bachelor party.
“Maybe you have something that would be funny?” I asked him.
He looked at me with a fairly skeptical eye. “Something funny?” he asked

 "You know, something to get the guys laughin.’” I said.
He raised one eyebrow.
“Funny? You want something funny?” and without even looking, reached up on the shelf behind him, pulled down a movie and looked at the cover.
“Gazongas. This ones called Gazongas, haha. Is that funny enough for you, Funny Boy?”

3 comments:

AnitaNH said...

That is funny.
Hey, Steve!

Bulletholes said...

Yeah, it was pretty funny. You should have seen that old mans face.

flask said...

when i was in college, we played a game called "parts of speech", which involved reading porn out loud and whenever anyone called out "noun!" you'd have to leave out all the nouns. if someone called a part of speech that was already being left out, you had to put it back in.

in order to play, somebody had to go buy some porn.