So I came skidding up right behind her in line, and I froze like a stone. She was wearing that backless turquoise number layered with a sheer Ann Klein T underneath, which allowed me to see the outline of her lacy little pink bra. It’s a great gimmick, but the thing is…
The 3" long tag was hanging out the back of the turquoise top!
I froze like a stone.
What to do?
Should I just step up and say ‘Let me help you with this, baby” and tuck the tag back into her shirt?
(she’s a nice tall size 6/8 and a 34B, with a round face, long sandy blonde hair, and nice nails)
Or should I just let it pass?
Which do you think I did?
Or should I just let it pass?
Which do you think I did?
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Reminds me of a story: guy walks into work on Monday morning with a black eye. His co-worker asks, "George, what happened?" George says, "You're never going to believe this: there I am in church, minding my own business when this women in front of me stands up to sing, and her skirt is stuck up her crack. So I decide to help her out and I reach down and give her skirt a tug. She didn't like that." CO-worker: "George, you can't do that sort of thing!" A week goes by. George comes in on Monday morning with the other eye black. Co-worker, "George now what happened?" George, "you're never going to . . ." Co-worker cuts him off, "let me guess. Same woman with a wardrobe issue?" George, "no, no. The guy sitting next to me sees the skirt on my punching women. He reaches over and pulls it out. But I know better. I know she likes it up there, so I reach over and tuck it back in". (:
Hey Bullets? How are your eyes? lol
I hope you got lucky!
At the same QT a while back, the little girl behind the counter had put some highlights in her hair. I said "Goos morning , your hair looks really nice", just trying to be nice.
She looked up at me, horrified.
It totally, 100% creeped her out.
Its really a drag, getting old.
It sure is. A couple years ago, my hair decided to start falling out, so I now have the horseshoe shaped hairstyle. I hate being bald. You can't really politely wear a baseball cap at a nice restaurant, you know?
I'm toying with the idea of the full shave - Michael Jordan style - or really - Yul Brynner style. But my wife is not sure she'll like it. I'm thinking 'what the heck'? It'll grow back, maybe.
Ha! I used to be a john Denver.
Now I'm a Jack Nicholson.
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