I'VE SERVED WORSE SHIT

my second Thanksgiving at Loomies, we had saved bread for a couple weeks to make dressing. Billy Ray, the old black chef, hadn’t exactly taught me to make it, but he used to tell me “You caint cook worth a shit, but you sure can make dressing”.

Anyway, I got my cornbread made, and onion celery and eggs all together and I’m mixing up enough dressing for 300 and I got my hands all in it, and its about ready to go into pans when suddenly I felt something funny in there. Big lump of something. I pulled my hand out, and rinsed it off and lo and behold it was a big ol’ cockleburr!

Whats a cockleburr doing in there?

Well, now I got to check it some more and before long I had pulled out about a dozen cockleburrs.

Well, you know how it is, sometimes you just have to run with it and that’s what I did.

Or like the old chef said:
“I’ve served worse shit”.

"TRY THE DRESSING! ITS FULL OF XANAX"