Thursday, October 17, 2019

ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN



My ex wife didn’t get along with my daughters second grade teacher. At all.
One day my daughter brought home a project assignment. She was supposed to flip a coin 100 times and record the results and have the parents sign off.
Well, my ex wife refused to sign off, so I signed it and put

“Dear Mrs Wilson (the teacher)
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead!
Mr Renfro

She sent a note back to me with my daughter:
Mr Renfro;
Loved your comment!
Mrs Wilson

My ex wife looked at me and scratched her head.
“HUH?” she said.
She never read Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead.

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