Awkward?

 

I tell you what awkward is.
Its going to babysit the kids while the X goes out with your ex-Best Friend and when she gets home she's drunk and talking about some drink called a Slippery Nipple made from Baileys and Kahlua, which she just happens to have right there in the kitchen,  slobbering and slurring "thanks you so much for being my good friend" while she's mixing up the drinks and the next thing you know you are sitting there on the couch with your ex and your lips are pressed against a Slippery Nipple.