Don't let it be one of mine

Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo back tonight.
It took me a couple days to figure out what was it was Kimmel said that was so offensive to some. I decided if I was going to rewrite the joke it would go like this:
"We hit some new lows over the weekend with ~~BOTH SIDES~~ desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them..."
Because that is what happens every time, isnt it?
And I will say it seemed to me the left doing the most backflips on this one trying to tie the killer to the other side.
I know when someone gets shot, or there is a mass shooting, or a car bomb, one of my first thoughts is “Please don’t let it be a (Fill in the blanks)”
Don't let it be one of mine. But sometimes it is.
I’ll be watching, not because I like Jimmy Kimmel but because I don’t like the government getting involved in what who can say.
And I love Guillermo.