functions and formulas
The company sent me to school last week for three days. I learned all about the MOS Program "Excel" and to a lesser degree "Access".
It is "Access" that I use the most.
I had no idea that you could do all that stuff with Excel.
I am very impressed that some fellows had time to put all that together.
I can imagine when they got through they were right impressed with themselves.
Dress to Impress
I learned quite a bit about Excel, but I had a real breakthrough while I was getting dressed for the second days class.
The shirt I was going to wear looked a little bit ragged.
I do not own an Iron, and there was no time to take it to the Laundry.
I was out of any shirts that were crisp and fresh from the Laundry.
Did you know that you can iron a shirt using a 4" Sauce Pot, a 10 Inch Skillet and a French Knife? All you have to do is heat em up and press away!
BAM!
I GUARANTEE!
Impressed yet?
Low works well for Polyester and Rayon and Medium for Blends. While I recommend Medium-High for Cotton, the timing is critical, and I need to research the Metallurgy on the Cookware.
As soon as I get it all down, I will label my stove.
I also found that for Cuffs and Collars its tough to beat your George Forman Grill.
I'm gonna go buy an Ironing Board and some spray starch today!
Monday, September 24, 2007
A CHEF IS MANY THINGS
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a blow dryer set on high heat and some of that downy wrinkle release stuff works too ....
oh right. why would you have a blow dryer in your place ?? men don't blow dry their hair, generally ....
props for your resourcefulness - can't believe you didn't scorch anything!
oh daddy...
I did wear a pressed shirt to my wedding. Unless my life takes a very bad turn, though, I will not have to wear one again until my funeral. It seems to be working for you--riding that $60 bike to work in your pressed shirt. I think that's cool!
RDG- A curling iron can come in handy too. Mostly I hang my stuff up in a hot steamy showers. Curls my hair but unwrinkles my clothes.
I have calphalon cookware- will that work well!
Maybe you should just buy a wrinkle-free shirt! This is hilarious. I kept hoping the bottoms of those pans were good and clean, because you could really make a mess of a shirt otherwise.
Hey Gewels girlfriend -
can you imagine cowboy with a curling iron in his hand ???? i'm on the floor laughing ... just thinking of all the ways he'd try to figure out how to use it...
i'm with you on the steamy showers - at least on the hair that is !!
xxx
red
Steve, you're gonna make your daughter want to come home from college just so she can iron your shirts.
What a hoot! I'd never have thought of that!! I can just see you doing this!
Get the babe in the store to give you a demo!
i'LL BET I COULD MAKE SOME CURLY FRIES ON A CURLING IRON...
LAST NIGHT I MADE POPCORN IN MY DRIER!
HA! Good one! And straight fries with your daughter's hair straightener! And waffles with an iron too? You're a nutbar!
I do love a shirt that smells like popcorn. Wear it on a movie date!!
I bet if you ever get an iron, you will make grilled cheese sandwiches with it.
Ol Lady- I can tell you know your way around!
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