Thursday, January 07, 2010

"SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY"

"My dream is not to live in a world where we tolerate our fellow man in spite of his differences; my dream is to live in a world where we love our fellow man because of them. The differences between men add value to my life."
Dave Mows Grass


Well, maybe not so much this guy.

7 comments:

Waiter Extraordinaire said...

Is that guy well known?

bulletholes said...

Yeah, Freddie Mercury of Queen...
Hi W-Ex!

Anonymous said...

Freddie turned out to be gay. I never saw that coming.

As for Dave's quote, it's as eloquent as it is true. Unfortunately, while the differences between me and Dick Cheney may add value to my life, they don't make me want to reconsider my firm intention to piss on his grave.

UF Mike

bulletholes said...

Funny you should mention piss...
In 1978 I was working on my car, changing a starter.
Just my legs were sticking out from under the car and the six 14-year old hoodlums from across the street were standing there, singing to me:
“Buddy youre a boy make a big noise
Playin’ in the street gonna be a big man some day ... See More
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Kickin’ your can all over the place”

Suddenly I felt something warm splashing on my legs,I was in shorts with no shoes on, and I looked out to see that 4 of these pumks were pissin’ on me!
They were gone before I could get out from under the car or I’d a killed ‘em.
I've never liked Queen since then.

Dave Mows Grass said...

Did I say that?

bulletholes said...

Yeah Dave, in a post about inequality among Kayak paddles. Very deep.

Anonymous said...

Jesus, Bulletholes, remind me never to pass out in the street in your neighborhood.

UF Mike