Dick Cheney has announced a new plan to clean up the massive oil spill threatening the gulf Coast and vulnerable wetlands.
“We are rounding up cats” Cheney said “Housecats, farm cats, feral cats, kitty cats, and we intend to load them on shrimp boats and deploy them directly to the spill, then scoop them back up in the nets and take them to cat-cleanup centers”
Cheney explained that hair is the best absorbent available for cleaning up oil, and that “pound for pound, there is nothing hairier than a cat”.
PETA has yet to respond,
ONE CAT = ONE QUART
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
BREAKING NEWS! CATS SET TO SAVE GULF
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2 comments:
euww - that cat has a rat's tail!
It's really an inspired idea. And you're the first person on the story! Hey Steve!
UF Mike
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