Wednesday, April 24, 2013

10 WAYS TO RUIN YOUR LIFE

1) Turn down cake on your birthday.


2) Become the type of person who sends back lattes.

3) Refuse to forget your ex.

4) Find new ways to make yourself sad.

5) Get fucked up all the time.

6) Look at old Facebook photos wasted and wonder where everyone went.

7) Talk a lot about things you know nothing about.

8) Monitor carefully. Succumb to nothing. Miss out on everything.

9) Don’t fall in love with anyone or anything.

10) Fall in love with everyone and everything.



Stolen and condensed from Mila's Thought Catalogue

1 comment:

Martijn said...

Having no comment worth formulating... having no powers to formulate... just letting you know I read and appreciate.

Oh, wait, perhaps I have something. It was in the film "Wilde", about Oscar Wilde. He (Wilde, played by Stephen Fry) said about the man who caused his downfall: "how could I not love him? He ruined my life!" (paraphrasing). Hey Steve!