COME FLY WITH ME

I dreamed last night I met a lady in charge of Flight Attendants for a major airline. 

“You should apply. You are so good with people” she said. 

“Yeah, and I know all about wines, and good food, and I like to sleep” I said.

“I want you to go interview with Mr. Richards tomorrow” she said, and she handed me a slip of paper.
I said “OK. Do you have any tips for me for the interview? 

And she said “Well, you might want to lose 100 pounds”.