BUTTERBALLS IN THE NIGHT

Handyman Steve's Official Thanksgiving Tips Hotline is officially open. A retrospective.

 

Our most frequently asked question?
How to thaw the turkey we just bought today.
Well, the best way is to set your dishwasher to Energy Save, put the turkey in upside down, turn the dishwasher on, fix yourself a dirty martini and put on some Frank Sinatra. The turkey should be thawed after 7 cycles. "Frankly Sentimental" from 1946, "Songs For Swingin' Lovers" his 1956 release, and "September of My Years" from 1966 all add up to about 7 cycles.
The question has been posed as to whether you need to take the dirty dishes out first.
Of course not.
Like the old chef said "Its all going the same place".
It also works better than the old toilet trick for cleaning a cat.



Disclaimer~ If anyone tries this, let me know how it comes out. I haven't actually, you know, done it.