Friday, November 13, 2009

CHARM SCHOOL

A true story inspired by Kissygirl's comment over at UF Mikes...

Dear Kissygirl:
I was at the donut stand a few days ago and there was a really pretty girl there behind me. I said "Good morning!" and gave her my best morning smile. She looked me up and down and gave me a great smile back and she laughed at all my jokes and just kept smiling and "checking me out". She even touched me lightly on my left arm TWICE as she laughed and fluttered her eyelashes.
We carried on for a few minutes like that!
So when I got to work I went into the bathroom and washed my hands, I looked in the mirror and was very surprised to find that my shirt was on inside out, and my left arm had a sock there where my bicep was s'posed to be.

So I have to wonder, Kissygirl:
Did she notice?
Did it matter if she did?
is there enough charm in the world to overcome being a bonehaed?
Or would I have been "knocked out of the park, however gently"?
Would this ploy count as "having game"?
I'm thinking I might put it to the test.
What the hell.





12 comments:

Christian said...

Really? You had a sock up your sleeve?

It's hard to say what you should have done, but when a woman touches you it's usually a good sign. Of course, some of us are just very friendly.

And you know, the flip side of what I wrote is that perfectly viable men will be too shy and years later you find out they were quite interested but lacking gumption.

Sigh.

Christian said...

Ok, this is The Big Kisser, but my bf has been on my computer and signed into Google, hence the wrong alias. But, it is me. xoxo

GEWELS said...

haha! How could she NOT have been charmed? You goof, you

Barbara said...

Were you a little distracted getting dressed or what?

bulletholes said...

Yeah, up my sleeve! Ain't that original? Man, did I look buff!

I think she thought I was pretty funny Ggewels!

Barb, I got dressed in a hurry that morning, clothes came right out of the dryer.

Annie said...

Did you have a sock strategically stuck in your pants too? Hahahaha!

(I can't believe I just wrote that!)

bulletholes said...

No, Annie, it just looked like I did!
You are a bad girl, Annie!

Anonymous said...

I've done the sock thing, but always managed to find it before I left the house.

But in answer to your question, she may have found your dishevelment endearing. There are such people, God bless 'em.

You always make me laugh, Steve. Thanks!

UF Mike

J said...

*snort*giggle* thanks for the great laugh.
*gasp*grin* ANNIE!! That was a good one.

kissyface said...

Steve, UF Mike's right, if there weren't such people the unwashed masses like myself might never find a date.

bulletholes said...

KFC..."Unwashed masses"....sounds like a date!

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

Wishing you and your loved ones a Happy Thanksgiving, Steve! :))