Monday, June 09, 2014

I MUST HAVE FRISKED 1000 YOUNG PUNKS

I got pulled over one Friday night by a black cop. It was back in my Jesse James Days, so of course I had warrants. The second car showed up, lights flashing, and the black cop goes to frisk me before putting the cuffs on.
He grabs my belt buckle and pulls up, puts his hand to feel the inside part of my leg, and takes a good long look at my crotch.
“Is that all you?” he asks.
“Yessir”
He lets go of my buckle and says “DAMN”.

He and I just laughed and he put me in the backseat of his car.
I was very proud.

3 comments:

soubriquet said...

A Mae West moment?

But of course you weren't pleased to see him.

Martijn said...

"Is that all you got?" he was about to say, but caught himself in the last moment...

Of course not! We're all proud of you, Steve. Hey hey!

Bulletholes said...

That's pretty funny Martijn!
i always have fun when I'm on my way to jail.