My buddy Soubriquet has issued an alarm concerning "The Sisterhood of the Pointy Heels"...up till now I have been unconcerned.
My upstairs neighbor, Kelly, took me to the grocery store..
'Where dya wanna go" she says
"Walmart I guess" says I.
Halfway there...I glance in her direction and clear my throat
"No I changed my mind ...lets go to Albertsons"
"Why Albertsons?" she asks.
"Cuz all my friends are there and I want em to see me shopping with a BLACK CHICK!"
And she just laughed and laughed and then she did a U-Turn.
"Where are you goin'?" I ask.
I feared I may have offended her even though she was laughin'....but she says....
"We gotta go back so I can put some heels on"
We just had a blast in that that store.
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
THE POWER OF HEELS
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9 comments:
Kelly is on of our best operatives. Good thinking, Kelly - that's the way to be quick on your feet!!
Hi! This is one hell of a blog! Could we exchange links?
My blog is - Infinitely CRAZY
Please do leave me a comment after linking to me(if you agree to the exchange, of course)
Thanks!
:)
Add this one to the "Posts that Worked" section. Will your friends be seeing you kissing a black chick any time soon? (No need to answer.)
Cheers!
One can absolutely NOT go to the grocery store without a fabulous, sexy pair of heels. I don't care what else you may be wearing.
P.S. I didn't mean to be anonymous.
No need over here.
DAVE;
You have definitly inspired me...i'm usually pretty shy on the first date, but nesxt time I think we will sachet down the Contraceptive Aisle and do a little lip-lockin'!
Way to go, Kelly! I like her.
And I wish I could have seen you and Kelly raising eyebrows in that store!
That's a good friend that will play along with ya!
Hope you wore your muddiest boots, Steve,..
That sisterhood, always chiselling pointier and pointier heels. And we men always installing more pavement cracks and drainage-grates, we like to see them struggle a bit; -and then we can be chivalrous, and rescue them.
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