Monday, February 28, 2011


Tomato's don't come easy in this town, no sir, its easy to get a pickle, its easy to find a good Cappucino, but just try getting a little T for a BLT. Its a no go; you'd be more likely to find a goat that plays chess and smokes a pipe, or wool that don't itch, and just try being a diabetic its easier to get needles if you are a junkie than if you have a little problem with the sweets and come up short on insulin so you try snortin' Bug Powder like its Kool Aid or Folgers Instant but that never worked, all it ever did was lead you to feelin' buggy snortin' sugar and Coffee-Mate and all you ever really did want is to make love to a tomato; you'd trade some B and L for an adequate supply of T, but if you have learned anything over the years its always wait at least 30 minutes after meals before you try to fuck.


SL said...

Another version of this rule....If you are full of pie, don't even try.

Great post Mr. Bullet Holes!

bulletholes said...

Aw, man thats hilarious! Where were you when i wrote this mess!

Kim said...

I am of the opinion that sex comes before food. No pun intended