GETTING LUCKY

If you find yourself at Kohl’s looking for a new vaccumm cleaner, and you are really disturbed that they do not have one for less than $129.99 because the last time you bought a vaccuum cleaner it cost $39.00, do not despair.
Just head over to the Lingerie Department and browse around until you find a nice middle aged lady, someone with that Christine Baranski look, and ask her where one should go to find a reasonably priced vaccuum cleaner.
If you are lucky she will diect you to Big Lots, where you will find the latest edition to the Renfro Domestic Science Repetoire for 52.00.