Friday, May 18, 2007


After falling out of love with being a Chef, just about going nuts and broke in the Ceramic Tile Industry, being miraculously transformed into a nicer guy by working for peanuts at Subway Sandwiches, then becoming a Kelly Girl, working in an Office where I talk too loud and laugh too hard, using a Computer which I know nothing about and a typing method that borders between Boxing and Parkinsons Disease, it appears that the Company I have Contracted with for the last 2 years is interested in making me an Employee of their own, entitling me to all their Mineral Resources and Employee Benefits.

This is really huge.
I squanderd what would have been my Retirement long ago.
I haven't had Health Insurance in 15 years.
I haven't been to a Dentist in 11 years.
It s like a Brand New Day.
A Brand New Me.
Hee-Yaw! Whoop-de-de-de-doop!


GEWELS said...

Ouch! That yee-haw hurt my eardrums.
Congrats. It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!!

This will make a huge difference in you future..ut, I guess you know that.

Now, on to the dentist...and maybe a physical?

Akelamalu said...

Your lucky day eh? :)

Barbara said...

Bravo for you! Just be on your best behavior and make this last for a long time. (I probably didn't need to tell you that...) I think your life has taken a good turn!

kissyface said...


David said...

fantastic news! so, are you going to go the dentist or are you afraid of what he might find? :-)

love the line about your typing skills. but, now you can wow them with your new found html skills!

Congratulations on your new status.

GrizzBabe said...

AWESOME!! Congratulations!

Mother of Invention said...

Oh, and I bet you can hardly wait to sit in that dentist's chair!
Good stuff! Yahoo!

Head Duck Wrangler said...

Nothing like a feeling of belonging. All that stuff about being free is just a bunch of hooey. Janice Joplin had it right.
"Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose."
Three cheers for Mr Lincoln?
Quack, Quack!

Mother Hen said...

Braaaawwwkxxxannne, you don't haf to turn on de red light.