NO SUCH THING

I was telling Shila, my Ex wife about the downstairs neighbor who asked me if I would come down to ‘fry a chicken and make gravy since you are a Chef”
‘Sure” says I.

Got the bird fried and started making gravy….she comes in looking over my shoulder and says “oh, I can tell you make gooood gravy”
I just smiled up at her and so she then says ‘I bet you make good lovin’ too!”
Now I really wasn’t attracted to this woman and sometimes the best defense is a good offense, so I looked her full on and said
“Lady, are you askin’ for a DEMONSTRATION?” and she went running out of the Kitchen .

Shila says ‘So what happened then?”

“Well it took a minute but she came tip-toeing back in and said ‘Well, maybe just a little bit of one!”
And Shila bust out laughin’ and I ask "Whats so funny”
Shila says ‘Did you tell her theres no such thing as a little bit?’
‘No” says I “I went running out of that apartment and back upstairs where I belong!”