Monday, April 07, 2008

NO SUCH THING

I was telling Shila, my Ex wife about the downstairs neighbor who asked me if I would come down to ‘fry a chicken and make gravy since you are a Chef”
‘Sure” says I.

Got the bird fried and started making gravy….she comes in looking over my shoulder and says “oh, I can tell you make gooood gravy”
I just smiled up at her and so she then says ‘I bet you make good lovin’ too!”
Now I really wasn’t attracted to this woman and sometimes the best defense is a good offense, so I looked her full on and said
“Lady, are you askin’ for a DEMONSTRATION?” and she went running out of the Kitchen .

Shila says ‘So what happened then?”

“Well it took a minute but she came tip-toeing back in and said ‘Well, maybe just a little bit of one!”
And Shila bust out laughin’ and I ask "Whats so funny”
Shila says ‘Did you tell her theres no such thing as a little bit?’
‘No” says I “I went running out of that apartment and back upstairs where I belong!”

5 comments:

Dave Mows Grass said...

You'd be better off in a single-storey duplex like we have. No downstairs neighbor ladies!

Old Lady said...

Now see, she just couldn't hang. That could have turned into a fun and exciting verbal exchange of wit, puns & double entendre, plus plenty of sublimation food. I would be hard pressed to choose between fried chicken, gravy and Fabio.

Mother of Invention said...

Guess you could say, "you CHICKENED out!" HA! HA!

steve said...

MOM!I been missin me some o'you!
it was all gravy after that!

Dave, trouble follows me around...up down or sideways...it don't much matter...

Ol Lady-I got your verbal exchange but uts not any o' what you got listed there.

GrizzBabe said...

Cooking chicken and gravy for a woman you're not attracted to? Boy, are you generous!