Thursday, November 16, 2006

DESPERATELY SEEKING



This is Lily, whom I have been madly in love with for five years.
when she crosses her eyes and sticks out her tongue I go wild.
I kissed her once, a long time ago, and she cried.
I'm thinking about breaking up with her.
When I told her that she laughed and said that was probably a good idea.
We are friends.


DESPERATLY SEEKING BAND MOTHER WITH FRESHMAN OR SOPHOMORE IN BAND
PREFER WOODWINDS BUT WILL ACCEPT DRUMLINE OR BRASS, COLOR GUARD WOULD BE GOOD TOO
ANY SECTION AND ANY SCHOOL WILL DO
5A, 4A, 3A, ANY CLASS WILL BE FINE
MUST BE WILLING TO ATTEND ALL EVENTS AND PUT UP WITH CLAPPING YELLING AND CALLING MAJOR ATTENTION TO ONESELF.
I LOVE TO COOK AND PLAY DRESS UP.
I'VE NEVER BEEN ANY GOOD AT ONE NIGHT STANDS, BUT I DO MISS THE SOFTENING OF THE HEART THAT OCCURS WHEN YOU LET SOMEONE MELT INTO YOU.
I'LL BE YOUR GARDEN.
YOU'LL BE MY FLOWER.

I always wondered if I were to do a "Personal" what it would be.
Now I know!
And ya'll thought I was through with this!

9 comments:

Dave said...

Put a bayonet on that thing and she would really be dangerous! Do I recognize one of the rhinos? The cowpoke with the 44oz. Git-N-Go mug looks familiar, too, but I can't remember why.

Dave

steve said...

You sent me the rhino from Mogadishu...the rascal is really hung too! Lily is dangerous w/o the bayonet. The cowpoke is a fisherman and the mug is a mess o' fish. If you look close enough you can see my "pipe".

GrizzBabe said...

After reading this post, I have decided that Lily is one very, very lucky woman.

red-dirt-girl said...

Amen grizzbabe........Amen!

-rdg

steve said...

If lily would just take a little chance she would hit the
"Jackpot of Love"!

Mother of Invention said...

Give her the bow and arrow and let Cupid do the rest!

Anonymous said...

Hello bloggers. this is Lily. The very dear friend of Mr Steve's! And I guess it's time for me to comment, since he went and revealed me to the world! I love Steve with all my heart and no one on this planet could do for me, in my life, what that man has done. He is one of those friends that is always there for you when you need them the most. We have saved each other's lives in so many ways, so many times. He is irreplacable! So why in the hell would I mess that up by having sex? I love him to pieces, love talking to him, love his laugh and know I will always be cheered up after every conversation. Why would I mess all that up by having sex?
I disagree with his want ad, and I am working on a better one for him. I also want to write something that I wrote on one of my webpages, that I think would sum up a little bit more of who I am and how I think!

(Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there, they serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson or help figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be; your roommate, neighbor, professor, long lost friend, lover or even a complete stranger, who, when you lock eyes with, know that very moment that they will affect your life in some profound way. Sometimes things happen to you, that at the time may seem horrible, painful, and unfair, but in reflection you realize that without overcoming those obstacles you would have never realized your potential, strength, will power or heart. Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good or bad luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, whether they were events, illnesses or relationships, would make life seem like a smoothly paved, straight, flat road to nowhere. Safe and comfortable, but dull and utterly pointless. The people you meet who affect your life and the successes and downfalls you experience, are the ones who create who you are. Even the bad experiences can be learned from. Those lessons are the hardest and probably the most important ones. If someone hurts you, betrays you, or breaks your heart, forgive them, for they have helped you learn about trust and the importance of being cautious to whom you open your heart. If someone loves you, love them back unconditionally,not only because they love you, but also because they are teaching you to love and opening your heart and eyes to things you would have never seen or felt without them. My daddy, (my hero) always says to trust someone until they give you a reason not to. Make every day count. Appreciate every moment and take from it everything that you possibly can, for you may never be able to experience it again. Talk to people you have never talked to before, and actually listen, let yourself fall in love, break free and set your sights high. Hold your head up because you have every right to. Tell yourself you are a great individual and believe in yourself, for if you don`t believe in yourself, no one else will. You can make of your life anything you wish. Create your own life and then go out and live it.)

Funny thing about that is that I wrote that after meeting Steve!
And I don't want to mess any of that up by "having sex"!
But I love you Steve!

Mother of Invention said...

Aw! You're still two very lucky people to have each other no matter what the reason is you met! You will have a long season!

steve said...

Ya'll see what I'm up against here!