Last night Buckshot came to me with a razor in his hand. He asked if I would shave the back of his head. He keeps his head shaved, but apparently he needs help shaving the back of his head. Since he asked so nice I said I would go ahead and do it.
But I didn’t like it. I didn’t like it one bit.
It made me feel so monkey-ish.
I kept looking around for the hidden camera, and Jane Goodall.
Next time he asks I will have to pass.
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
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7 comments:
But how can you refuse now? "I'm sorry Buckshot, it'll be too primate"? That might be considered weird. Perhaps you can teach to him the advantages and benefits of having a full head 'o hair, I don't know.
This is really funny, cowboy. I don't know why ... sort of a 'Candid Camera' moment. Hairstyling IS a rather intimate act (primate grooming)...fix him up on a date, maybe??
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Maybe you should show him your blog. As a hairdresser I would have to say that it is possible to maintain a professional outlook on these things. At least he didnt ask you for a foot rub. lol.
or you could just do a really bad job - he wont ask you again.
Show him my blog? I wouldn't feel near as free to write about him then, and I think he may be good for quite a few posts. You know they teach that the mnute you begin to observe something you also begin to change it. Right? Maybe thats why I didn't like shaving his head.
You're still funny as ever! I love all your posts. Just decided to see how many of my old blogger friends were still up & running! Good to see you are!
RDG! I tried to leave a comment on your Lighthouse poem but couldn't. NIce to see you're still writing!
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