ALL MAN

When I was 12, I used to find these magazines at construction sites as I walked home from school. They had pictures of naked women and ads for X-ray vision glasses and for how to grow a creepy looking VanDyke mustache in the back.
I collected them and took them home, hidden in my toy box.
I came home one day and they were gone.
When my dad got home, he sat me down and asked what I was doing with these magazines.
I told him I was thinking about growing a moustache.
He whupped me pretty good.

I'm glad UF Mike is back to posting.
 My most fun posts come out of his comments section.