"One Halloween there was a family called the Addams. That morning Killer went down in the guillotine to play with hispet Lion.
Meanwhile upstairs Tiger was playing with cossen it. They were playingFrankenstein.
Up up up upstairs Gomaz and poisen are having a swordfight and pracktising judo. Moretisha is talking French to her dead roses.
Halloween night a robber was in the attic when Godzilla found him. Then we let wolfman after him and had a party.
Giant ants came and ate black widos and vegetableman gave creacher a piggyback ride.
Then Medusa came and when they looked at her they turned into stachoos of stone.
except for vegetableman becoss you cant do anything to a carrot.
Now it is a Wax museum where people come to see um."
IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY MY PUNCTUATION SPELLING CAPITALIzATION and OVERALL gRAMMAR IN THE ABOVE ARE A VAST IMPROVEMENT OVER MY USUAL EFFORTS...
It's cuz this is what I wrote in the Second Grade that I spoke of yesterday. I think it was 2nd Grade, and I was careful to trancribe it exactly as it was written.
I think that I must have looked in a dictionary for "guillotine".
Yeah, I plagarized it all right...but I plagarized the shit out of it, doncha think?
Thursday, October 09, 2008
BULLETHOLES FIRST CONCLUSION 1965
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I started to say that you would get into trouble with that last line, but now I think maybe that isn't it at all. Maybe it was just that when people come to see um, they really are a scream. But maybe that still isn't it either.
Is Tiger from Brady Bunch? And who is Killer?
Oh, and you must have also looked up Medusa, or maybe the principal told you how to spell it. Godzilla looks right too. Cossen It should have at least been capitalized. Also capitalize wolfman if it is the character's name instead of just a description.
How do you still have this? Did you mom frame it or something?
I bet a few adults could write a lot about that Moretisha character. They might spell it just a little different.
Laughs- I don't know who Tiger was, but it followed Lion.
I was fascinated by criminals. i used to boast that my parents were diamond theives. killer and robber were products of that.
I spent quite some time with the Principal discussing Medusa. I think its odd that my Teacher didn't know who I was talking about.
I mean, how many figures are there with snakes for hair.
Moretisha....you funny, laughin'!
This is adorable, you little crimainal lover, and if I had been your second grade teacher, you would have gotten an A in creative writing.
It is shameful that 'teach' didn't know Medusa.
*stachoos* love.it.
Gesundheit
Ok-- that's hilarious!!!
Can I email you my 2nd grader's "book"?
Can't believe your teach didn't know Medusa?!?!?!
So, what's your 2nd conclusion?? Munchkin Tina
Hey Munchkin!
Yeah, send it on!
My conclusion? Well, what i was driving at was the notion that my first little story seemed to have the kind of ending I'd be likely to give it today!
Or so it seemed to me.
hey, i DID ONE JUST FOR YOU A WHILE BACK...
http://srevestories.blogspot.com/search?q=munchkin
I just read all 3 parts to Dave and we were laughing so hard!! Very entertaining! I can just see you!
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