Officers were called to the scene where she was allegedly spotted revving her engine loudly and repeatedly reversing over a pair of sunglasses outside a Donut Shop in Santa Barbara, California. Her erratic behavior was likely due to Acute Sugar Intoxication.
"Alcohol was ruled out as a factor, but based on the officer's observations, we believe Locklear was under the influence of Tartlets, Lindor Balls and we found what appears to be a whole Sacher Torte under the front seat ,' Marshall said. "She lit the "Specials" on a Glucometer, but there will be hell to pay when she comes down."
The Actress has struggled with the sweets ever since hooking up with Bon-Bon Jovi.
Wide eyed and bushy tailed
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
SUGAR ME, HEATHER
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7 comments:
I didn't know she'd joined the LAPD.
hahaha! Love the play on words. So Bon Bon Jovi was responsible, eh?
Sad, though. We place these celebs on a pedestal and they're made of flesh and blood like the rest of us. Except for Paul Newman who can really eat those hard boiled eggs! :)) ...I
say, "I don't know, you got any soft boiled eggs?"... ;))
Heather USED to be beautiful, not anymore. Anyway - I've got something for you. I'm looking for guest bloggers for my site and know you want in. Read about it here:
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No doubt she will be off to the Candy Flossing Reform Clinic soon and with a couple of hours community service she will back to her old self in next to no time.
KF- She is a C.I. I believe, confectionary informant. They always have the good stuff.
Pie!- nuthin like being hooked on Ouefs ala Nage! Too bad she didn't go Godiva on us.
Hey Banque-left you a little petit Four over there. or Petty-poop as we used to say.
Hey Slim- Where's your campassion?Its a Pure Cane nightmare for the kid. Now , where'd I put my Unfinished Sweet?
Taking lessons from Dan White and the "Twinkie defense," I guess!
Steve! 'Twinkie Defense" man I had to look it up but thats great! i could have used that on my "whore case"
Thanks for stopping by and thanks for your comment regarding those peaches!
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