Sunday, March 29, 2009



And I bought a bed and new sheets too! I got purple ones with pillowcases and everything.
And when I cleaned the kitchen Saturday there were only enough dishes to fill it up halfway!
I was confused by this so I called Kim and asked if I should run the dishwasher….she said yes.
I’ve never put dishes in the dishwasher and not had dishes left that still needed washing.
Stacy, one of the Sisters, came over last week and had me all fired up to clean.
She came over and supervised me.
She saw the pile of clean laundry piled up from the last 4 months in the corner over there.
She was surprised I actually had a vaccuum cleaner.
We went and bought a new broom and Mop.
When she saw my Dressing room sink, and all the whiskers, loogies, and empty toothpaste tubes, and all the old Razors and tissues ands Cologne and Deodorant leftovers and all the spray on the Mirror she started making all these “Horse”sounds and acting like a dog that just came out of the Shower, shaking his-self to get dry.
She sounded and acted just like me when I come out of that shower.
It was hilarious and it let me know what a sorry-ass animal I truly am.
'Ol Sasquatch probably keeps his Den better than I do mine.

That was 2 weeks ago, and while I tend to lose it on the daily stuff I'm still in pretty good shape.
Except for that Dressing room.


SkippyMom said...

Make your sister a happy woman [and to keep her from making those sounds I have made] keep a bottle of Clorox wipes in the bathroom and when the mood strikes just wipe up and toss....

It makes those quarterly clean ups so much easier.

My sympathies to Stacy btw :D

bulletholes said...

Damn! I think thats a great idea!
Stacy is very funny!

valentinegirl63 said...

I told you about the damn Clorox wipes weeks ago....

bulletholes said...

Did you really? I'll get some and you can show me how they work, hmmm?

SkippyMom said...

Sorry to comment jack [I couldn't email you] but the Wallene comment about my daughter?

I laughed so hard I scared the dog. It is damn perfect. Thank you. I can't wait till she gets home from school...LOL...

GrizzBabe said...

You and The Boyfriend would get along so well. Blech!

Mother of Invention said...

Darn,and I missed seeing all this when I was in Dallas?!!!
Bless those Sistahs!