Tuesday, March 24, 2009

TWITTERING

Poor Jen!
That no good man/boy of hers, John Mayer, spent all his energy on this Twitter thing thats going around!
It amounts to trading sex with a beautiful Movie star for Texting to no-one in particular and everyone in general.
Of course, I've never had to go shopping with her and I have no idea what she likes for breakfast.

From the article:
"It has also been claimed musician John made no attempt to cover up his Twitters.
The source said: "He didn't even deny it. He knew he was avoiding her. So when she called him on it and ended things, he just said OK, and that he was sorry it didn't work out.
"He took the break-up like a man."
Even so, shortly after Aniston's call, Mayer's Twitter update read: 'This heart didn't come with instructions.'"

Geez, John, its not a Wah-Wah Pedal, its a woman!

6 comments:

kissyface said...

John Mayer is a hack - I can't stand what he creates, although I understand he is respected as a guitarist by other musicians. Personally, he turns my stomach, and she is better off without someone who doesn't treat her body as a wonderland. Also, he sounds like a big baby and a coward.

Barf.

And that is probably the last time for the next five years you will witness me rant about half-rate celebrities.

bulletholes said...

last time you'll rant? I hope not!
Good rant!
Its funny, like you, I hear a lot of Musicians really respect him but me?
Nope. i have to hold him in fairly low regard.

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

Totally agree! And what is this twitter? Don't people have enough in their lives than to watch every move another person makes! Get a life, Mayer!

Ah, that felt good, Steve! ;)
Have a great day! :))

Annie said...

Just dropping in to say Hi Bulletholes!

Barbara said...

Seems like poor Jen has had her share of bad luck with men.

red dirt mule said...

i still haven't figured out blogging much less twittering which sounds a lot like mindless chattering to me...

i understand jen's frustration. it IS hard to find out that your man has been busy filling his time a-bloggin' or a-twitterin' or even just a-watchin' TeeVee when he could spend it a-makin' sweet love to you ...

then again: his loss.

at least mr. mayer DIDN'T bother to hide his actions - which i found to be a very amusin' line in the article. i'll give him a half point for not lying when called out! lying pisses the mule off even more than being ignored!

xxx
rdm