Attended an AIDS Awareness Class this weekend.
It was a real eye-opener.
The gal that ran it pulled two giant dicks out of her bag with suction cups on them and stuck them to the wall.
One was about 10 inches long and blue and the other was at least 12 inches and purple.
She apologized for having left the big pink one at home.
She wasn't shy about it at all and proceeded to demonstrate how to install a condom on these monsters in order to have safe sex.
She is really good at it and had them both bagged "lickity-split".
All I could think was these bad boys were anything but safe, with or without a condom.
I also couldn't help but think about the old Junior High Health classes that were invariably run by Coaches, who were most embarrassed to get up in front of these classes and have to discuss Venerial Diseases, Personal Hygiene, body parts and stuff.
Big, strong men they were, but you could see them almost faint when they said the words 'Sexual Intercourse","Masturbate" or "Sperm".
Anyway, this lady at the AIDS class said that when she goes to certain areas to educate prostitutes on the proper use of condoms, she shows them how to put one on a customer using their mouth.
The class was silent for a long moment, but finally I had to say it...
"I'd kinda like to see that"
Somebody had to say it, right?
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
PROTECT YOURSELF
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Actually, your comment to the HIV Educator is tame compared to some I heard when working in a treatment facility. And the information is necessary for everyone. I'm glad it was an eye-opener for you. Thanks for the cat story.
e- I thought you'd like 'ol Topcat!
I put that story into my drafts...thanks for the memory.
Yeah, the comment was tame enough, but as you can see no one wants to touch this post about dicks.
They're all wimps!
OMG! I hope she didn't ask you to participate in a demonstration...
Barb-I couldn't believe what was going on there. The Counselor lady said later that it was the first time she'd seen me with so little to say!
The "big pink one?"
I'm more into the motion of the ocean myself.
Ha! So did she comply?
I remember those uncomfortable coaches in sex-ed class. When you think about it, it's got to be pretty terrifying -- having to instruct kids about this stuff yet knowing if you slip up and say the wrong thing there will be hell to pay!
Yep, S., glad to be back!
Laffin'- Ocean? Thats a lot of motion.
Steve- No, she declined, saying it was not for a Co-ed group. Part of me was relieved.
She was ROUGH AS A COB.
In a previous incarnation I instructed volunteers working with parolees on how to treat their charges' issues with respect. Came to the issue of women selling sex and one male volunteer took to lifting up his shirt and licking his lips while staring at me. Ya. We're gonna let HIM near women.
I'd kinda like to see that too!
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