Thursday, September 18, 2008

THAT BOY OF MINE...

That boy of mine, the Rip, came home the other night with Pink Feathers glued to his scalp.
I do mean glued as they are still there, though trimmed down.
He looks like something that escaped from a Petting Zoo.

He said he let some little gal do that to him.
I think she used a whole thing of Superglue.


I told him I did something stupid like that one time.
I let two girls, Willie and Wendy, paint my toenails.
I asked him:
"Was it worth it boy, lettin' that gal do that to you?"
"No Dad, not really" came his sheepish reply
"Now ask me was it worth it to let those gals paint my toenails"
He looks up, sees me grinnin' like a butchers dog...
"Was it worth it Dad?"
OH YEAH...ABSO-FUCKIN-LUTELY!"

5 comments:

Minx said...

And do you still do it? I do!

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

hahaha! to both your post and your comment. Would definitely enjoy a Dylan pie throwing contest! Have been enjoying our banters. I'm not familiar with "Don't let the boys in" Which album was it on?
...spanish harlem incident...

banquet manager said...

Good morning Bulletholes. Here's a gift for you. Use it if you like.

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) Press 1 for English is immediately banned. English is the official language, speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out t he country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Walmart' policy 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.

(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and20a passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences, if convicted you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim, gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9) One export will be allowed, Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they wa nt to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you better than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get.

Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in November.

God Bless America

So You Want To Be a Banquet Manager

bulletholes said...

Minx- Do I still do it? Come a little closer and you'll know everything you need to know about me, and you won't mind it much.

Pie- its Tombstone Blues baby...
I love give you a toss!

Banque- Man, I've got to stay in Character here so I'll just say that if you can promise two girls for every boy, you will have my vote.

GrizzBabe said...

Had he been drinking? 'Cause what sober mind thinks getting feathers superglued to your head is a good thing?