Tuesday, September 02, 2008

WHAT DO THE WOMEN DO?

I just read that the statistics show men more likely to drown in boating accidents than women.
Its because men are pissing over the side of the boat.
They fall in and drown, which the author calls "tragic and perverse".
I call it incompetent.
The article claims that 50% of all male drowning victims are found with their fly unzipped.

What a way to go.

5 comments:

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

*am rolling here" from the time I left your comment on Whose Role to this? Was this a set up? Well, like my mother used to say, a day lost if you didn't learn something!
Jack Elam for Adam...that's like saying Bulletholes in a tutu! Don't tell me...you've worn one?!
Yep, I can see Sharon Stone. And
Shirley MacLaine was truly out-of-this world! Thanks for stopping by! ...it takes a lot to laugh, it takes a train to cry...

bulletholes said...

"Don't my gal look fine when shes comin' after me"

GrizzBabe said...

Well, it probably doesn't help that the men are three sheets to the wind when they stand up to pee.

kissyface said...

we use the head!

leslie said...

I would be curious to know what percentage, statistically, of women whose men fell overboard, drunk, could throttle up on the craft, and speed from the scene.
Just wonderin'...