Saturday, September 20, 2008

THREE BAGS FULL

Last Month the Houston Police managed to lose $50,000 worth of Sex Toys.
Now the Fort Worth Police Department has lost a vial of 100% pure Angolan wool.
Just "up and disappeared".
Valued at over 25,000 it was the largest seizure of wool since the DEA declared it a controlled substance.
"It was pure Angolan Alpacuna Mohair, absolutely no Vacuna cut, and if that stuff hits the streets there will be some serious itching going on" said Sue Baker, Spokeperson.



"It was here just a second ago"

11 comments:

Barbara said...

I've often wondered what the hell they do with all the stuff they confiscate. There's got to be an unadvertised second market...

rdg said...

i think she's really saying,

When last exposed, the flasher measured only this long .... so ladies, of DTW, DON'T BE ALARMED !!

haaaaaa!!!

banquet manager said...

Apparently their brains weren't there a second ago...

Anonymous said...

the story's in college (Tarleton State Univ) was the locl TABC agents drank the stuff-if you got busted near the closest place to buy booze the JP held court near lake procter in a house on stilts and would agree about how wrong it was you were busted and then he max fined your ass so the county seat had paved roads. The only paved roads in procter were state highways and farm to market roads.

I bet the Houston sex toys end up for sale in underground toy parties in Johnson County (rem a few yrs ago that lady got busted on some 1800s law making the sale of the toys illegal.

bulletholes said...

Barb- They "do" all they can and burn the rest- seems like a real waste of resources- actually, I have a friend that bought a confiscated Corvette for 300 dollars.

RDG- I knew you would see thing that way! where is the big L today?

Hey BanQue! Is that a sorry looking bunch in the background or what?

Anon- You sure knw a lot about Blue bell country where they eat all they can and sell the rest. I wondered where that road from Proctor to Stephenville came from.

Used to be able to get pretty good deals on Sex Devices at those Massage Parlors and Fantasy Tans out Joshua way.
Have you heard whats going on in Duncanville @ the "Cherry Pit"?

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Minx said...

Sex toys are illegal in Merka???

Bet there are some police walking around with big, happy, confiscated smiles!

Dave Mows Grass said...

Steve,

I think you've finally broken through the gibberish barrier. This is brilliant!

GrizzBabe said...

These sex toy laws astonish me and leave me speechless every time I read about them.

Anonymous said...

My nose itches something terrible. I've really got to stop snorting cheap wool.

Oh, and this is Brilliant, just like Dave says! The gibberish barrier hasn't been broken, it's been shattered!

UF Mike

Kim said...

Um. What kind of market is there for used sex toys?