Tuesday, September 30, 2008

FUZZY MATH or WHEN DO WE GET THERE?

My average number of posts per day for September:
1.133333333333
I even had 3 good ones, if we count this one.

Thats more than Barbara, a chronic daily poster.

It doesn't come close to Unremitting Failure who actually did his 10,000 post two weeks ago and is the most out of control SOB in the business. His average is beyond your wildest dreams and classified.

Hold the pressess! Did I say "Out of Control"? Did you see who, whom, or what, is back?
Not just back, but back again?
And as a Red Dirt Mule!


Moving right along....


100 miles to Wichita, I can feel the power,
Put the needle at 100; I’ll be there in an hour?
6 minutes later it’s 90 miles to Wichita
Put the needle at 90; I’ll be there in an hour?..
7 minutes later it’s 80 miles to WichitaPut the needle at 80;
I ’ll be there in an hour?..
8 minutes later it’s 70 miles to Wichita
Put the needle at 70, I’ll be there in an hour?..
9 minutes later it’s 60 miles to Wichita
Put the needle at 60, I’ll be there in an hour?..
10 minutes later it’s 50 miles to Wichita
Put the needle at 50, I’ll be there in an hour?..
12 minutes later it’s 40 miles to Wichita
Put the needle at 40, I’ll be there in an hour?..
15 minutes later it’s 30 miles to Wichita
Put the needle at 30, I’ll be there in an hour?..
I’LL BE THERE IN AN HOUR!
billy jonas

5 comments:

Dave Mows Grass said...

At least three! I'm not sure I've ever cracked the one-post-per-day threshold for an entire month. Good show!

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

...blog minus zero, no limit... ;))

bulletholes said...

Davy, the best (most)i've done was like 23...but I think you hit 35 in march...lets see.. "30 days has september"...which would givwe you a 1.129..... almost bub!

Pie! Thats perfect!
my next post will speak lioke silence...a real imptrovement, best yet!

kissyface said...

YOU ROCK!!

Barbara said...

I just realized that you are like a Blogger on speed all of a sudden. How did I miss so much? I am boringly predictable, but you are always surprising me! I am so glad to see RDG (aka RDM) back in the Blogosphere.